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"These results are incomprensible,"
Brian
wrote testily.
"The developers at SkillCertPro must use math derived from an entirely different universe than ours. I can boast a world record number of answered questions in one hour and fifteen minutes somewhere."

 

"How I Reached Inbox -1,"
Maia
titled her Tickity Tock.
"Apparently I've read my messages so thoroughly that my email client (Mailspring)
time traveled into the future and read a message before it was even sent."

1

 

… which taught
Jason
how to use Mailspring to order timely tunes.
"Apparently, someone invented a time machine and is able to send us vinyls from the future…"

4

 

"Yes, we have no bananas," sang out
Peter G.
, rapping
"… or email addresses or phone numbers, but we're going to block your post just the same (and this is better than the previous result of "Whoops something went wrong", because you'd never be able to tell something had gone wrong without that helpful message)."

2

 

Finally, our favorite cardsharp
Adam R.
might have unsharp eyes but sharp browser skills.
"While reading an online bridge magazine, I tried to zoom out a bit but
was dismayed to find I couldn't zoom out. Once it zooms
in to NaN%, you're stuck there."

3

 

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